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Farburg:The End

Tue Oct 6, 2009, 8:39 PM
  • Mood: Not Impressed
  • Listening to: The scraping of the prisoners on my floorboards...
  • Reading: Reading For The Pros.
  • Watching: Sound Waves XD Thats just silly you cant see those
  • Playing: With my vast amount of skin disease
  • Eating: Melted protein concentrate.
  • Drinking: High frutose corn syrup and bleach.
*Telivision static* Attention people of America,it is in my highest honor that we unveil the to you our newest plans for a place we all know and love.
Farburg,a small southwestern town and known vacation spot to many of you and its inhabitants."
--Telivision flickers into a recording of zombies crowding town hall.--
"Ofcourse,Farburg is best known for its decorative shops,restaurants and the all to famous Farburg Mall Distric." --Tv statics into a recording of zombies in the shopping district.--
"Well ladies and gentlemen,Today we are here to tell you all that the fun just hasn't ended yet.Oh no,we infact have news of a new attraction floating over the horizon.
A mega vacation spot,which will replace Fargburgs residential district and intertwine with the shopping district. Thats right folks,a vacation spot with you in mind.
Ofcourse,for such an amazing value there is a cost. Im afraid all the contruction of the mega resort is just to dangerous for you,the customer.So,without further ado,i am sorry to say that Farburg is from here on closed off to the community until contruction is complete.
Not to worry about Farburgs townsfolk,I have word that they are infact being shofered out of the residential area and into Greentown,where they will recieve lifetime prepaid suites in the Luxorious RedStone Hotel."
--Tv changes to a recording of soldiers shooting down a crowd of zombies on the Farburg Blast Bridge.--
"And so,I end today's message along with my last few words for you."

"We have everything,under control."

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  • Current Residence: Stalking you
  • Interests: See above.
  • Favourite movie: PI,reservoir dogs,pulp fiction,fight club,blue velvet,grindhouse,wild at heart,angel heart,bros quay
  • Favourite band or musician: Tool, The Pixies, CCR, Marlyn Manson,violent fems,dire strates,garbage,and jakalope
  • Favourite genre of music: Punk Rock
  • Favourite artist: The brother quay
  • Favourite poet or writer: They both suck lol
  • Favourite photographer: joel peter witkin
  • Favourite style of art: The comic stuff
  • Operating System: Windows
  • MP3 player of choice: The one that makes noise
  • Shell of choice: The one I shedded yesterday
  • Wallpaper of choice: The one in barton fink that peals
  • Skin of choice: Delapitated
  • Favourite game: Resident Evil 3
  • Favourite gaming platform: Playstation 3
  • Favourite cartoon character: Tv's Baron Von Brunk
  • Personal Quote: "You cannot escape life alive"
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:iconshelbs2:
thanks for the fav there man ^^
wish i had a picture of me failing at trying to squeeze into the ball turret XD
being 6'1" didnt help to much XD

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Shelb here. If ya like planes, guns, and military metal, you've come to the right place.
:iconlouis-cypher:
Yeah,I bet they only gave that job the midgets.

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Here she is,Willimette Colorado,population 53,594.

Distinguishing characterisitics: JACK SHIT!
Hell,about the only thing to do in this town is...kill time at the shopping mall.
:iconshelbs2:
yeah. the guy i was talking to about it said the max height was 5'5"

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Shelb here. If ya like planes, guns, and military metal, you've come to the right place.
:iconlouis-cypher:
Wow!

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Here she is,Willimette Colorado,population 53,594.

Distinguishing characterisitics: JACK SHIT!
Hell,about the only thing to do in this town is...kill time at the shopping mall.
:iconshelbs2:
yeah it'd suck for that guy XD

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Shelb here. If ya like planes, guns, and military metal, you've come to the right place.

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